Love it!

These kids today have all these tattoos, not because the mean anything but because their moron friends got one. It's no big deal that some ol Sailor or Biker has tattoos you can't read anymore but the girls? I think that's taking "women's equality" a bit too far.

I've got tattoos but what the hell, I'm an ol worn out Biker, I'm supposed to have tattoos. Even at that, I have to take my shirt completely off for you to see the "Harley Davidson" emblem on my back and I have to

you to see the rest. No, I'm not kidding. It's a long story. Let's just say that a couple of us on our way to Viet Nam from the Phillipines decided one drunken evening that if we got our asses shot off, we should be able to identify them. We each got a pair of lips tattooed on one cheek of our butt (the hard way with bamboo needles) and an equally objectionable jesture on the other.
We would have probably been OK except that we took a 17 year old Lt. Col. son with us and got him the same thing.

Needless to say, it didn't go over too well with the Col.

or the Uniform Code of Military Justice.